capacity:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

frogmunist:

zerocapitalism:

wtfisgoingonews:

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-

“Well, it’s not so much the last bite, maybe but it kind of last, a last meal. Well, it’s a meal that will trigger all the right… I meant all the left people.

Okay, you ready? Are you really prepared for this? Okay. A warning, here it is, the ultimate trigger sculpture, kind of culinary sculpture, it has everything that Democrats hate. Steak, plastic straws, and light bulbs. And if I could have put an SUV on this I would have. Okay?

Can you sip a steak? Mmm. Tastes good, it’s kind of a vapors of the steak.”

You know… “NEWS”

I just wanna say. I don’t think that the onion could have come up with anything as crazy as this. There is nothing they could literally ever do now. I say it a lot, that you can’t parody right-wingers, because they’re all strawmen of themselves, and for fucks sake I just keep getting proven right.

I don’t get why she added the light bulbs does that help the slurp

Well it worked I’m absolutely triggered. I don’t wanna be high no more