amyritter:

deleting all dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (we meet at a party and you take me to another, we become best friends, you ask me for a thousand dollars for your startup and make me your cofounder, you move to the other side of the country without me, i need your attention and freeze our bank account, you dilute my shares to .03%, i sue you for 600 million dollars and make you talk about us and you pay me more to than that to never talk about you. we never meet again)

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    deleting all dating apps so i can find love the old fashioned way (we meet at a party and you take me to another, we...