reputayswift:

there are 15 bases in dating:

1. share your business card at the supernatural black market 2. present an intriguing and specific gift acquired through criminal means 3. say each other’s names in public 4. reveal something about yourself through art history facts 5. hand-to-tummy 6. meet your dead dad’s clone 7. hand-to-tummy: the sequel 8. reveal your personality attic 9. get your car stolen 10. schedule a meeting under an art history alias 11. boat ride 12. start a life together in the city while you fall deeper into the criminal underworld 13. sit for a portrait that could secure your date’s independence 14. mention marriage 15. first kiss

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